We here at Jigsaw would like to wish you, and the person next to you, a very happy Winter Holiday. Hopefully this last little bit of 2006 treats you well.

We do accept Xmas prezzies.

allegory n. – 1 : the expression by means of symbolic fictional figures and actions of truths or generalizations about human existence; also : an instance (as in a story or painting) of such expression
2 : a symbolic representation

This coat is like a coat you give to somebody because you like them.

This coat is like a coat you… write on… with your friends… Okay, it’s just a message board. Sorry, allegories involving coats are pretty limited.

Here's a little Turkey Day song for you. Dr. Kranium swears it improves digestion.

If you feel like buying us some cornbread and cranberry sauce, hey, we sure appreciate it.

And feel free to sit at the kids table that is the Jigsaw messageboard. We'll save you the good gravy. You know the kind.

Voting. Even if you think your vote doesn't matter, if you don't do it, you forfeit your right to complain about the outcome.

Cast your vote for Jigsaw by donating some money. Blank tapes aren't free.

Stop by the Jigsaw messageboard and tell us your voting stories.

To all of the thousands of you who are new to the Fanclub, welcome. Now give us some money. Consider it a trick or treat thing.

…okay, I could never beg properly. Maybe you could come tell me how in the Jigsaw forum.