• Milton the Robot
    Milton is a robot. Kranium invented him to be the manager of a comic book store. Now he’s more of a generalized employee, helping Kranium in the lab with menial tasks. Milton is shiny.
  • Dr. Eloysius Kranium
    Kranium is a mad scientist. NOT, as he will no doubt tell you, an EVIL one. He spends his days inventing things and being frustrated.
  • Lump
    Lump was Dr. K’s first attempt at creating life. Lump is devastatingly intelligent, but utterly apathetic. Lump will eat almost anything.
  • Frank & Regibor
    Frank and Regibor are small Tiki gods. They enjoy ballroom dancing and community theater.
  • Girble & Cromwell
    Girble is a dust cyclops. Cromwell is a slacker. They have never been formerly introduced to the rest of the characters, but somehow they just seem to hang out in the lab. They may or may not be important.
  • Evil Milton
    When the original Jigsaw Labs in Durham was blown up by Kranium’s second attempt to create life, Milton’s body took most of the damage. Kranium built a new body for Milton, but at Milton’s request, reassembled the old body before tossing it in the laundry room. It is entirely possible that a ghost image of Milton’s personality remained in the old body, and that… oh come on. It’s your standard Evil Twin storyline. Do I really have to write it all out for you?
  • Jones
    Jones is Kranium’s manservant. He may or may not be entirely fictional.