- Number of messages sorted through: 172
- Number of spam messages missed by filters: 3
- Number of real messages marked as spam: 1
From: Chiefjusticemohammed Uwais
Subject: GOOD DAY
You know what? You’re right. It IS a good day. It snowed today. That probably does deserve all caps.
From: Anita Mansah
Subject: PLEASE READ WELL
Oh, I intend to. Thanks for looking out for me.
From: aw-confirm@ebay.com
Subject: Phishing: eBay Unpaid Item Dispute for Item #29025…
My, it was nice of you to tell me you were Phishing. Saves me the trouble of ignoring you.
From: “Desmond Clayton”
Subject: Your new female guest will love that you are blessed.
I’m sure she will. Did you intend to write a rhyming couplet? Kudos.
From: danceaward2009@tiscali.it
Subject: DancEurope2009: The way to show your dance competition performances in the best theatres of Europe’s Capital Cities.
Um… what? I think maybe you’re looking for Bill T. Jones. Or, really, anybody who gives a crap about dancing.
From: AccesD
Subject: Participez au concours « AccesD au Cirque du Soleil »
Oui? Non.
From: BLOCKBUSTER
Subject: GET SMART and KUNG FU PANDA are at BLOCKBUSTER®
Well, there’s a mighty fine reason to avoid Blockbuster. Not that I needed another one.
From: Shell Oil Customer Service
Subject: YOU ARE NO(5)
I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A FREE MAN.
From: Mrs. Mimi Kirian
Subject: OK?
…yeah, I am. Though I could use some more tea.
On the subject of spam, comments are always appreciated.